Why Alcohol Should Be Served

#1 (**permalink**) 25-11-2008

20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increased job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

20. It's obviously a good idea ....

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#2 (**permalink**) 04-12-2008

chakk lao glassy

#3 (**permalink**) 02-02-2009

Leya 22 ekk Laal Pari

#4 (**permalink**) 04-02-2009

No alcoholz in schoolz

#5 (**permalink**) 04-02-2009

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Originally Posted by BlackPunjabi

20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increased job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

20. It's obviously a good idea ....

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Sahi keha Punjabi Bai

#6 (**permalink**) 05-02-2009

Alcohol in school... jawaka ne marr jaana waa apas vich lad lad ke

#7 (**permalink**) 08-02-2009

gand nahi pana IOI school vich...
Alcohol is not allowed

#8 (**permalink**) 08-05-2009

Sorry 22 Ji , Main nahi peenda

#9 (**permalink**) 08-06-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by IoI Ghost

Alcohol in school... jawaka ne marr jaana waa apas vich lad lad ke

Ghost , do u drink alcohol

#10 (**permalink**) 08-06-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew Drops

Ghost , do u drink alcohol

24X7

#11 (**permalink**) 08-06-2009

mai v peeni ah 22 jee..... ajj bada jee karda daru peen da....

#12 (**permalink**) 03-07-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.ManuSaluja

mai v peeni ah 22 jee..... ajj bada jee karda daru peen da....

Aaaaho tenu te main peeonda aj doc... Tenu taan main dinda peg bana k..

Sharam taan nai aaundi school ch aa kamm karde hoye..

Jadon pher Princi ton chitter paine na taan pata laggu

Banya firda vadda doc...

#13 (**permalink**) 04-07-2009

buuuurrrrrraaaaaaaaahhh....
edhar leyaa

#14 (**permalink**) 20-07-2009

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Originally Posted by American.Ranjha

buuuurrrrrraaaaaaaaahhh....
edhar leyaa

Ranjha Ji , tuhanu masterni ton kutt pai jaani hai

#15 (**permalink**) 23-07-2009

Nice points!! I think many people start drinking after reading these points.

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