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If you love him
A discussion on If you love him in Jokes - Laughter Zone - LC Exclusive forums; Original Quote If you love someone, Set him free... If he comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, he never was.... The New Versions… Pessimist: ...
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01-05-2005
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 If you love him Original Quote If you love someone, Set him free... If he comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, he never was.... The New Versions… Pessimist: If you love someone, Set him free ... If he ever comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, as expected, he never was... Optimist: If you love someone, Set him free ... Don't worry, he will come back. Suspicious: If you love someone, Set him free ... If he ever comes back, ask him why. Impatient: If you love someone, Set him free ... If he doesn't come back within some time forget him. Patient: If you love someone, Set him free ... If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back ... Playful: If you love someone, Set him free ... * If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again, repeat * Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone, Set him free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! If you love someone, Set him free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Statisticians : If you love someone, Set him free, If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Over possessive person If you love someone don't set him free. HR specialist If you love someone set him free by Offering him VRS and other benefits Then outsource him. MBA If you love someone set him free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously. Psychologist If you love someone set him free If he comes back him super ego is dominant If he doesn't come back his id is supreme If he doesn't go, he must be crazy. Somnambulist If you love someone set him free If he comes back it's a nightmare If he doesn't, you must be dreaming. ERP functional expert If you love someone set him free If he comes back, map him into your system If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis. Finance expert If you love someone set him free If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Specialist If you love someone set him free If he comes back he has brand loyalty If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.  Thanks Sassi Last edited by ~~§ĺ§§ď~~; 01-05-2005 at 06:40 PM.           |
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02-05-2005
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| Re: If you love him Yari laun wele nahsochya si yari laun dah paindah mul loko......................... koi yaari pichepichhe jind war deve............................, koi janda pahe teh dul loko......................................., koi marda kise diya surta teh...................................., koi kehandah ISHQ hai bhul loko................................, yarian lainia nai kite sokhiyan nehg............................, banda janda ISHQ ch rul loko. |
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21-04-2006
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| Re: If you love him Koi pyar nu rabb akhda hai..........Koi pyar nu.....dhokha kehnda hai.......... Ehe pyar mitha jeha dard loko...............Mere dil wich radkda rehnda hai............. Meij yaar nu rabb akhda hai.........................loki meinnu kmla kehnde ne..... Mere nain sda hi yaar mere di ......Deed bhalde rehnde ne......... loko pyar...hai rabb di rooh warga...ehe sabb nu pyar sikha dinda..... chadd takhat hajjare ranjheya nu ehe jungla wich ghumman la dinda......... o vi pyar si yaaro par bhaiya da....jehda jhand thalle yaar mrva dinda.........  |
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21-04-2006
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| ajj kal da love hunn kro gall MODEREN PYAR or CHAT Koi chngi jehi yaaro site hovee, kmre di bnd jaddo light hovve....... Web cam te mittro jad mirza sahiba nu mukh vikhave..... Pyar karan da ta mittro fer najara aave........... Sahiba naal chattin chldi hovve....Oho likh likh msg ghalldi hovve..... fer darr jeha rehnda mittra nu kitte batti na chali jaavve......... Chat karan da ta mittro fer najara avve............. Sahiba gall gall naal ji ji kehndi hovve..... Oho chndigarh wich rehndi hovve.... Bullet te chadd ke jadd mirza milan sahiba nu jaave..... Chat karan da ta mittro fer najara avve............. Dil wich khyal jeha aundaaaaa hovve.... Mirza yaara nu phone ghumondaaa hovve....... Bai mittro ajj mirze nu kidhrre room shoom mil jaave..... Chat karan da ta mittro fer najara avve............. Mirze da dil ta krda hai..par room ch jaan to darrda hai....... Kidhrre mirza sahiba da MMS na bann jaave.......... Khat karan da ta mittro fer najara avve............. Room ch sahiba nu le gya Mirza.....othe love chndigarh khol ke beh gya Mirza.... Kise ne yaaro gal ehe mamya (police) tak pahuchti...... Mirze Sahiba de room wich police di raid pavati.......... Wich gaddi de agye mame mirze nu naal bitha ke legge.... Chala.ear ring sahiba de naale gal di chain lha ke legge...... Jehdde mirze bnnde si jahu te hunn ram pyari kutta ke behge...... Hunn v jad yaaro mirze nu o supna chete aave...... Mirza uth khhrdda pc to te murr ke hath na laave........... Aagg lao is chattin nu kehda net te yaariya laave,..... Mirze ne chadd ti chattin ajj to loko..kehra sahiba lai chittar kuttave... kehra sahiba lai chittar kutave...... |
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