Deft definitions!!

01-03-2005, 04:56 PM

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only
thing in life!!

--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be
happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be
married too.

--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;

For another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why?
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She
said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!

--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man
kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity
and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The
first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner
took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and
threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over
too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a
while but then smiled " It really works ! "