BEST PJ(Poor Joke) Ever Heard....

[Jonty509]

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do
it?



Think HARD....














































Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can
light the other cigarette



another deadly answer. scroll down a little




Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch
it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down




Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.Pani ne aag lagayee." use aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".






If that was not enough, one more deadly answer...scroll down

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get
jealous & "jalney lagega"

[H0nest_L0ver]

it is okieeeeeeeeee

[Toronto_Jatti]

[Diamond4Ever]

haha damn this is one pj

[Trishy]

Originally Posted by Jonty509 Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Think HARD.... Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani.Pani ne aag lagayee." use aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". If that was not enough, one more deadly answer...scroll down Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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[H0nest_L0ver]

Your so poor one day i saw you kicking a can anmd when i asked you what you were doing and you told me you were moving!

Your so poor i stepped on a cockroach and your mom yelled you damn b**** that was our dinner!


You so poor I blew out your match and you yelled "dad, the heaters out again!"