LC's Santa - Banta

**H0nest_L0ver** · 25-08-2006, 09:05 PM

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

***BabeS iN dE 'WooD*** · 26-08-2006, 01:29 AM

lolzz.......gud gud !!! i m santani..........

**Toronto_Jatti** · 26-08-2006, 03:16 AM

25-08-2006, 09:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
H0nest_L0ver Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~~In L0ve~~ Age: 26 Posts: 2,114 Thanks: 26 Thanked 36 Times in 19 Posts Rep Power: 129	LC's Santa - Banta Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform? Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions." Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him! Santa: I can't. I ran out of film. What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

26-08-2006, 01:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
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26-08-2006, 03:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
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