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This is a discussion on Funny SMSs........ within the Literature forums, part of the Contributions category; • Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some ...
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Rep Power: 0  | Funny SMSs........ • Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye! • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? • In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... • Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! • Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha • Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich. Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi. | |
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