three men are sittin naked in a sauna...

[HeartHacker]

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings.
The Pakistani lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. "I have a microchip in my hand."

Santa Singh, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and
said, "Wow!
What's that?" "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

[Ramin]

haahaahahahahaha tha was so funny....