kuch meri taraf se bhi

**cyberhawk** · 09-12-2004, 12:25 PM

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO Santa AND Santa DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

santa : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
banta : had taken the receiver.
santa : Who is speaking?
banta : Servant Sir.
santa : Where is the Madam?
banta : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
santa : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
banta : What can I do now sir?
santa : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
banta : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
santa : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
banta : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
santa : What...? Are you in the third floor?
banta : Yes Sir
santa : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

**.J@tti.** · 09-12-2004, 12:32 PM

Welcome to the forum.
Nale apni location pta karlo...ewen gwach ge fer

**Engineer007** · 09-12-2004, 09:37 PM

Welcome to the forum.

The jokes were really good but i've heard them b4
Waise j@ssi is right u must find ur location else u'll b lost in the cyberworld, the cyberhawk.

**cyberhawk** · 10-12-2004, 10:07 AM

Jatti ji je assi gawach v gaye sanu laban di lodd ni assi te apni janeman de dil vich hi millange

**.J@tti.** · 12-12-2004, 09:26 AM

janeman de dil chun na gwach jeo

**punjabifan** · 12-12-2004, 09:45 PM

someone standing at the bottom of a 10 floor building shouted... "Santa Singh, your daughter met an accident and died"...... The man jumped from the top floor....when he was flying near the 9th floor, he remembered that he had no daughter......near 5th floor, he remembered that he had not even married..... when he was about to hit the ground.....he remembered that he was not even Santa Singh....

PS: pardon..if language was not that interesting...

**punjabifan** · 12-12-2004, 09:48 PM

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."

MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."

SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"

MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the
PRINCIPAL of the School!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

**naturelover** · 14-12-2004, 02:27 AM

1. Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.

2. How will a santa climb a tree?
He'll stand on a corn and wait for it 2 grow.undefined

3. Santa was on his death bed. Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons?
Santa's Sons: We are here. Dad!
Santa: Where is Banta?
Banta: I am also here.
Santa: Then! who is at the shop.

4. Once Banta went to meet Santa.
Banta:When do U get up after a nice nap.
Santa:As soon as the sun's rays enter my room through the window
Banta: Don't u find it too early.
Santa:No my window is towards the west, not towards the east.

**GarryLamba** · 05-01-2005, 12:32 PM

great psots guys kep it up

bhus aah Admin ne gand paya hoya aa

**kane_29** · 05-01-2005, 01:00 PM

well really nice one

**chd_wutt** · 10-01-2005, 04:07 AM

LOLL....that was a gud 1

**Brar_on_Bullet** · 11-01-2005, 04:55 AM

jassy gud ones

09-12-2004, 12:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
cyberhawk Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: New Jersy Age: 31 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 0	kuch meri taraf se bhi ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO Santa AND Santa DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!! santa : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone. banta : had taken the receiver. santa : Who is speaking? banta : Servant Sir. santa : Where is the Madam? banta : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom. santa : What? I am her husband came to kashmir today. banta : What can I do now sir? santa : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... banta : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir? santa : Open the back door, throw both of them into the well banta : I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir? santa : What...? Are you in the third floor? banta : Yes Sir santa : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!! Last edited by Administrator; 10-12-2004 at 10:23 AM..

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