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Old 15-07-2005, 06:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Banta Goes to a shop to buy an Indian flag. Shopkeeper gives him an Indian flag. Banta looks at it and asks one question........Shopkeeper faints.....

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Isme koi doosra color dikhao!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 15-07-2005, 06:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Banta....THE ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!

mao.........
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Old 15-07-2005, 07:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG ............. ..............
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Old 15-07-2005, 07:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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good one........................rof l
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Old 17-07-2005, 02:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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OMG ... really kool ha ha ha lolz............
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Old 17-07-2005, 06:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lmaoooooooooo............... apne banta ji da great lolzzz
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Old 17-07-2005, 06:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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wow ... lmao .... ..........
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Old 17-07-2005, 11:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ahahahhahaah that was funny ..koi hor colour ...
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............ro fl ..oopsssss dat was funnyyyyyyyyyyyy
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lol...tht was cool.. Thank God he hasn't asked for a different design too
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OMG..............dis is coolllllllllllllllllllllll
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Lolzz..... Thats too much funny....
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Re: Banta....THE ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!

Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tommorrow's match!"
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