Wonderful Definitions

[Rahul d romantic]

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS


Cigarette :A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce :Future tense of marriage.

Lecture :An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference :The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise :The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary :A place where divorce comes before marriage.


Classic :A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :-A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office :-A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn :-The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. :-A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :-Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :-The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb :-An invention to end all inventions.

Opportunist :-A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


Optimist :A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Father :-A banker provided by nature.

Criminal :-A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss :-Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician :-One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Sender:
Rahul Garg

[Brar_on_Bullet]

Rahul nice post m moving ur thread though ...... to proper section

Welcum to Lovechandigarh family enjoy posting

[~UnLeAsHeD_GaBrU~]

yup good work Rahul..... keep it up... and welcome to lc family