just for a laugh........

**indian_beauty** · 03-07-2005, 01:59 AM

santa-agar teri wauti nu bhoot chimbad jayye, te tu kee karega

banta- main kujh ni karna. bhoot di galti hai hun aape bhugte!!!!!!!!!!!!

**kudi_patole_wargi** · 03-07-2005, 03:15 AM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...gud 1 indian beauty

**!~TOP_GUNNER~!** · 03-07-2005, 12:59 PM

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**pps309** · 03-07-2005, 02:55 PM

ha ha ha...............gud one...........

**~UnLeAsHeD_GaBrU~** · 04-07-2005, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by indian_beauty

santa-agar teri wauti nu bhoot chimbad jayye, te tu kee karega

banta- main kujh ni karna. bhoot di galti hai hun aape bhugte!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLZ...........................

**indian_beauty** · 07-07-2005, 12:58 PM

**** Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.

Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he. ***

***********Ik admi di janani bahut moti si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho" ***

**~UnLeAsHeD_GaBrU~** · 08-07-2005, 11:40 AM

lolz.................good 1 ......

**!~TOP_GUNNER~!** · 14-07-2005, 09:37 PM

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................... ...............................

**desi_princess** · 09-12-2005, 04:13 AM

i like u'r washivg" machine joke" taht's good one

**Jatti_Sydney** · 09-12-2005, 06:14 AM

Bhoot wala joke was really good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**~*All_Blossoms*~** · 06-01-2006, 04:09 PM

The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured."

The psychologist explains:

"We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub."

"I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster."

"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug."

**Chorni** · 06-01-2006, 04:23 PM

other ans. cud be.....je bhen bhai gale mil rahe hon taan changi gall hai...

Originally Posted by indian_beauty

santa-agar teri wauti nu bhoot chimbad jayye, te tu kee karega

banta- main kujh ni karna. bhoot di galti hai hun aape bhugte!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Dhana_Jatt** · 06-01-2006, 05:46 PM

PANDIT aurat nu:- Tumhare pati ki death hone waali hai..
AURAT:-janti hu ar yeh batao ke main is case mein fassungi to nahin...............

**!~RAjPUT~!** · 06-01-2006, 05:58 PM

Sir: Bachchoo kasam khao kabhi sharab, Sigret nahi pioge, Non veg nahi khaoge....

Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.

Sir:Kabhi ladkio ko nahi chedenge.

Bachche: nahi chedenge sir.

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge

Bachche: Ok sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge...

Bachche: De denge sir, Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya... sab kasam kha ke khatam ho gaya

**jÄ††ï_gRå¢È£µL...** · 06-01-2006, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by indian_beauty

**** Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.

Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he. ***

***********Ik admi di janani bahut moti si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho" ***

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

03-07-2005, 01:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
indian_beauty Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: in sumbody's heart Age: 24 Posts: 344 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 134	just for a laugh........ santa-agar teri wauti nu bhoot chimbad jayye, te tu kee karega banta- main kujh ni karna. bhoot di galti hai hun aape bhugte!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pps309 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Bangalore Age: 27 Posts: 4,609 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Rep Power: 246	Re: just for a laugh........ ha ha ha...............gud one...........

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indian_beauty Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: in sumbody's heart Age: 24 Posts: 344 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 134	Re: just for a laugh........ ** Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne. Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he. * *********Ik admi di janani bahut moti si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi. Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya: "Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho" *

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~UnLeAsHeD_GaBrU~ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: CHANDIGARH Age: 24 Posts: 2,461 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 184	Re: just for a laugh........ lolz.................good 1 ......

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*~All_Blossoms~* Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: India Age: 30 Posts: 1,312 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 136	Re: just for a laugh........ The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured." The psychologist explains: "We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub." "I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster." "Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug."

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Dhana_Jatt Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: mohali Age: 24 Posts: 1,923 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Rep Power: 149	Re: just for a laugh........ PANDIT aurat nu:- Tumhare pati ki death hone waali hai.. AURAT:-janti hu ar yeh batao ke main is case mein fassungi to nahin...............

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!~RAjPUT~! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Chandigarh Age: 28 Posts: 4,385 Thanks: 38 Thanked 35 Times in 25 Posts Rep Power: 238	Re: just for a laugh........ Sir: Bachchoo kasam khao kabhi sharab, Sigret nahi pioge, Non veg nahi khaoge.... Bachche: nahi khaenge sir. Sir:Kabhi ladkio ko nahi chedenge. Bachche: nahi chedenge sir. Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: Ok sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge... Bachche: De denge sir, Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya... sab kasam kha ke khatam ho gaya

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