des PARDES

[Ramin]

Des Pardes

A good one for all Pardesi People......

1. Mother-in law
In Des - A women capable of making your life miserable.
In Pardes - A women you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?

2. Husband
In Des - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
In Pardes - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.

3. Friend
In Des - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
In Pardes - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.

4. Wife
In Des - A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.

5. Son
In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.

6. Daughter
In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when her doli is about to leave.
In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any doli time.

8. Father
In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.

9. Desi Engineer
In Des - A person with a respectable job and lots of upper ki kamai.
In Pardes - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.

10. Desi Doctor
In Des - A respectable person with ok income.
In Pardes - A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor ki biwi".

11. Bhangra
In Des - A vigorous punjabi festival dance.
In Pardes - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.

12. Software Engineer
In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.

[Niki_Grewal]

Everything is sooooooooooooo true,,,,,thanx alot for posting it over here

[Ramin]

ju are welcome nikki ji ........

[Ramin]

12. Software Engineer
In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.thats true

[Niki_Grewal]

Originally Posted by punjabi_lc Des Pardes 10. Desi Doctor In Des - A respectable person with ok income. In Pardes - A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor ki biwi".

Ohhh,,,,means i did a mistake by rejecting the proposal of a wud be doc ,,,,,,

[full_taur]

12. Software Engineer
In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.

so true, but mein Ganpati puja nai krda, yaar guruduwara jaa aayida hai.. !!! but man so true !!!

Nikii, doc nu reject.. O man... what a blunder!!! yaar doctors are millionaires..come to Australia & see how they mint money !!! Super rich !!!

[~UnLeAsHeD_GaBrU~]

Originally Posted by harjinder_ss 12. Software Engineer In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line. In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year. so true, but mein Ganpati puja nai krda, yaar guruduwara jaa aayida hai.. !!! but man so true !!! Nikii, doc nu reject.. O man... what a blunder!!! yaar doctors are millionaires..come to Australia & see how they mint money !!! Super rich !!!

well good stuff u wrote but u knw wat in CANADA also the dotors are millionaires...

[Abchd]

12. Software Engineer In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line. In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year

HE HE HE, DAT IS SO TRUE................

[full_taur]

Neil veere!! tu vi software engineer.... hehe saare punjabi IT vich hi hage kya


Ahho yaar, doctors are millionaries everywhere whether in India, Canada ya fir Australia

[~UnLeAsHeD_GaBrU~]

lolz hun PUnjabian nein taan engg. vich kabja kita jiven kein gaddi MUSTANG te kitta baki aah landi puchi doctori ker laindai