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Old 26-06-2005, 11:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Santa Singh was looking for Job. He couldn't find one in India so
started applying to US and Canada. As soon as he applied to US and
Canada he got a reply from a company.

Santa Singh is very happy. Daru-sharu di party de dati..

dost poocchne lagge ki, bhai, bata to kon si company hai, kitni
salary
hai...vagairah

Santa Singh: "English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate
kar
ke sunana haaan .. Taan suno ki likhya hai..." [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"You Do not meet"
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Old 27-06-2005, 12:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: ~~Santa n his english~~
Originally Posted by maxsteel
Santa Singh was looking for Job. He couldn't find one in India so
started applying to US and Canada. As soon as he applied to US and
Canada he got a reply from a company.

Santa Singh is very happy. Daru-sharu di party de dati..

dost poocchne lagge ki, bhai, bata to kon si company hai, kitni
salary
hai...vagairah

Santa Singh: "English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate
kar
ke sunana haaan .. Taan suno ki likhya hai..." [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"You Do not meet"
tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy ho.. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"our requirements"
Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"no further correspondence"
Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]
jao

"will be entertained"
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Old 27-06-2005, 01:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by maxsteel
Santa Singh was looking for Job. He couldn't find one in India so
started applying to US and Canada. As soon as he applied to US and
Canada he got a reply from a company.

Santa Singh is very happy. Daru-sharu di party de dati..

dost poocchne lagge ki, bhai, bata to kon si company hai, kitni
salary
hai...vagairah

Santa Singh: "English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate
kar
ke sunana haaan .. Taan suno ki likhya hai..." [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"You Do not meet"
tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy ho.. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"our requirements"
Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"no further correspondence"
Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]
jao

"will be entertained"
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joke change kerta kise ne,,,,originally eh joke lallu te si,,,,n its original version is damn funny....waise this one is almost same,....so funny too
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Old 27-06-2005, 01:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: ~~Santa n his english~~
Originally Posted by maxsteel
Santa Singh was looking for Job. He couldn't find one in India so
started applying to US and Canada. As soon as he applied to US and
Canada he got a reply from a company.

Santa Singh is very happy. Daru-sharu di party de dati..

dost poocchne lagge ki, bhai, bata to kon si company hai, kitni
salary
hai...vagairah

Santa Singh: "English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate
kar
ke sunana haaan .. Taan suno ki likhya hai..." [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"You Do not meet"
tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy ho.. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"our requirements"
Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

"no further correspondence"
Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]
jao

"will be entertained"
Bahut khatir ki jayegi [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here to Register, Or Login in the login box above.]

santa iz so +ve....................

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santa iz so +ve....................

yep....learn from him
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yep....learn from him

ya, even ya seem to b one ov his best studentzzz.............
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lallu di version ch suneya hoya aa but neways its funnie
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......r ofl ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,guuuuuuuud 1s
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lolz... good 1.......
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