The great Santa Singh

[just_an_angel]

*Santa Singh wass in Delhi. He was walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asked him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa said "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder", the man replied. The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day Santa wass again walking along the same street and the same man asked him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." Santa Singh gave him the thousand and said "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."


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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat. But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's going' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

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