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Old 19-05-2005, 08:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Banta Writes to Bill Gates

Letter to Mr. Bill Gates from Banta Singh

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for
our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever
we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears,
but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears,
but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with
hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I
request
you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.

There is a button 'start' but there is no stop Button.

We request you to check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has
ran
up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can
click that by sitting.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only'
re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife
lost
the
door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with his 'find', but
unable
to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,


Banta Singh Punjab
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Old 19-05-2005, 09:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haye haye bichare bante di koi help kroooo .........lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz gud 1
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Old 20-05-2005, 12:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Banta ... ...Oh my God...........sachhi very funny bro .... .........
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Old 05-06-2005, 03:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lolz... 22 jo wat A BANTA.. Sache Paatshah Waheguru Jane ki banu BANTA da...yaar koi Banta nu computer di knowledge de dvooo
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Speedy would write ditto.. or may be even better
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Speedy would write ditto.. or may be even better
Grrrrr....... tu saariya nu apne varga kyu samajhdi
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Grrrrr....... tu saariya nu apne varga kyu samajhdi
mere warga koi hor ho wi nahi sakda..I 'm the WICKED PRINCESS
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Jaanda waddi wicked princess nu...............
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Jaanda waddi wicked princess nu...............
tumne abhi jaana nahi... abhi hamein pehchana nahi
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tumne abhi jaana nahi... abhi hamein pehchana nahi
Haigi dessan, te photo delta goodrem vargi di layi..
tennu pchhaanda saraa LC.. Khoti #1
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Haigi dessan, te photo delta goodrem vargi di layi..
tennu pchhaanda saraa LC.. Khoti #1
tun pange na layi ja.. tenu avdi pehchan ni aani je mera sir ghumgya
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Originally Posted by J@tti
mere warga koi hor ho wi nahi sakda..I 'm the WICKED PRINCESS
AHOO TERA VERGA HO VI NHE SAKDA KOI COZ U R JUTT I MEAN J@TTI = JUTTI PRINCESS...HE HE HE MAIN HUN LUKK JAVA FATA FAT...
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Originally Posted by J@tti
tumne abhi jaana nahi... abhi hamein pehchana nahi
NAA VEER NA TANG KER USNU .. NAHI TAAN JUTTI I MEAN J@TTI NEIN JUTTI CHEK LAINI... LOLZ.....
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