How to make an Atom Bomb

[Dhillon]

CONSTRUCTION.

1. First, obtain about 110 kg of weapons grade Plutonium. I suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization.

2. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust can be used as an excellent hair remover. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junkyard, but an old coffee can will do nicely.


3. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil.


4. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispherical shapes,separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together.


5. Now get about 220 kg of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite Your terrorist friend will be happy to provide you with this item.


6. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4.

7. Feel free to use TNT packed in with modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.


8. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3.


9. Use a strong glue such as "Fevikwik" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling.


10. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servomechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion.

11. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable.

12. You are now the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great icebreaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense.




OPERATION

The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain reaction .The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion!

[Rahul]

Now we r talking
Soon our LC will be equipped with somethin like this


Rahul

[rajeev258005]

rubbish...

if you r the expert please go blow yourself up

you should not be posting such rubbish threads...there are people out there who can take you seriously.

if you are the site owner...man what a weirdo you are!

[.J@tti.]

Mein bna ke dhillon nu udda dena

[Jatt_on_Jaunt]

Originally Posted by rajeev258005 rubbish... if you r the expert please go blow yourself up you should not be posting such rubbish threads...there are people out there who can take you seriously. if you are the site owner...man what a weirdo you are!

afganistan cho aaya dhillon traing le ke///.................................veese u r right

[rajeev258005]

jatt you are right!

this fellow should be on the cia hit list! i will inform them

[~Made.In.Punjab~]

Originally Posted by rajeev258005 rubbish... if you r the expert please go blow yourself up you should not be posting such rubbish threads...there are people out there who can take you seriously. if you are the site owner...man what a weirdo you are!

Don't be silly.. making an Atom bomb isn't that simple. I'm not into science crap and can't say if that is the correct method of making a bomb.. one thing for sure.. whatever he's posted has to be common knowledge. If the formula of an atom bomb was so simple, and could be covered in one page of text devided in 12 points.. that stupid Pakistani scientist could not've been able to sell it to other countries.. and almost every country as well as every terrorist organisation would've had it by now. Organisations go through dacades of research to make a bomb.. someone who reads Dhillon's post is not going to be able to blow anyone up just like that..!

[rajeev258005]

yet its a silly post...

funny a know nothing about science like you is commenting on it..thats even funnier...

my point was this IS A RIDICULOUSLY STUPID POST!

ever heard of the term alchemy?????


if i am being silly

u are being VERY VERY STUPID

[Rahul]

This is so funny OMG
People believe every wrd dhillon says
I cant agree with Sydney champ more lolz
Just take it lightly guys

Rahul

[rajeev258005]

if you put stuff like this in the tech section it just shows literally how stupid you are!


place it in the jokes section...but i doubt anyone is going to laugh.

pec19...dnt be silly now
control your laughing...before you fall off your chair or whatever you r sitting on....oppps too late

[Rahul]

See Rajeev the thing is people are not bounded to post what you like.If you dont like the post kindly dont comment on it.
Its just your personal opinion.
Its as simple as that check out smthing else if ya dont like it :P

Rahul

[rajeev258005]

its a free country

i will exactly do what any person would...

free will!

if you dont like my posts simple ignore them!

get it rahul...use some brains man...you contradict what you say...not a very smart guy i assume

[Rahul]

Yes Mr. Einstein try nd read all ur posts u ll get why i am sayin it
Keep ur assumptions with urself dude they are not needed.
Yeah m just gonna ignore ur comments.

[Dhillon]

Sense and common sense are two different things, Dear Rajeev have all the Sense in the world but no Common Sense

[rajeev258005]

thanks dhillon at last you realise the difference between our intelligence...and good rahul...you realised exactly what you were saying!

common sense
n. Sound judgment not based on specialized knowledge; native good judgment.



sense

1. 1. Natural understanding or intelligence, especially in practical matters:
   2. The normal ability to think or reason soundly.