Confirm your Entry in Goloka Vrindavana

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Confirm your Entry in Goloka Vrindavana

A person made an Inter universe Call to “Golaka Vrindavana” and Krishna’s Call center Executive picks up the phone and then the following conversation happens.

Person : !!!Hare Krishna!!!

Executive : !!!Hare Krishna!!! How I can help you sir ?

Person : Actually I want to confirm the entry into “Golaka Vrindavana” , But need to know the details.

Executive : What kind of details you want to know Sir , Please let me know one by one.

Person : What is the eligibility for entry ?

Executive : “Unalloyed Devotee”

Person : When you say Unalloyed Devotees ? what does it means ?

Executive : Sir , There are three types of unalloyed or pure devotee

The first kind is nitya-siddha, uttama-adhkari bhakta situated on the platform of prem. Up to the stage of bhava you can fall back down, but on the platform of prem you cannot .

The second type of pure devotee "has one foot in the spiritual world and one foot in the material world". They are situated on the platform of bhava, and may fall down from this position if they are careless or unfortunate.

The third type of pure devotee "has both feet in the material world, but his eyes firmly fixed on the spiritual world". Because of his determination and aspiration, and as long as he does not take his attention from that goal, he or she is also a pure devotee.

Person : and how much investment you need to make to buy a house in Golaka Vrindavana?

Executive : Sir ,I would say that amount you need to pay for House in Golaka Vrindavana is “Pure Bhakti”. Invest you Bhakti as much as you Can. In your Material world , Every thing has profit and loss but Only Bhakti does not have any loss. Only Profits and Profits. So Invest you Bhakti as much as you can.

Person : Ok I will do that. But who will guide for that investment. Can you send someone to guide me or can you another executive meet me at home ?

Executive : Yeah Sure Sir , In your material world there are lot of Bonafied spiritual maters who can help you in this process and this schemes. We would say that find a disciple succession and then continue to work with them.

Person : Oh I got It. Would search for that. On more thing , Do you have any easy scheme for that Investment ??

Executive : Yeah we do have Sir , Please keep on Chanting while doing Karma then You can invest a lot for your confirmation in the Golaka Vrindavana.

Person : Do I need to pay some initial amount or something ?

Executive : Yeah Sir , You need to surrender yourself to Krishna and need to be very submissive and humble. Because only being submissive and humble you can invest a lot.
Person : Do you have any manual or help booklet for this scheme ??

Executive : Yeah Sir , You can buy from either “Bhagvad Gita” or Srimad Bhagvatam” for all details.

Person : Oh Great. I was wondering that what Future Security in “Golaka Vrindavana” is ?

Executive : Sir , Come on , It’s so simple , If you invest here something , You will get uncountable benefits for whole spiritual Life. No one will let you go back.

Person : wonderful. I am surprised that with only doing Bhakti Investment, We can confirm our whole life long Spiritual Life Home in Golaka Vrindavana.

Executive : : Oh Sir , Yeah that’s true and amazing.

Person : I would like to talk to your Master “Krishna”. Please give me his Contact Information.

Executive : Sir Please write Down.

Person : yeah. I am writing. Tell me.

Executive : Dial Hare Krishna MahaMantra to your Heart. Press 1. To Surrender and the Press 2 to become Humble then Press 3 To Connect to super soul in your heart.

Person : Wonderful. Great. It’s so easy.

Executive : yeah Sir . We have already provided local lines to everyone. But No one use this. But anyways , This Inter Universe call will be bit expensive so you can dial to your local heart. Rather than talking to us , You can directly talk to Our Boss “Krishna The Great”.

Person : Yeah Thanks for That. One last question.

Executive : Yeah sure sir.

Person : Is there any more schemes are going on for the same ?

Executive : Yeah Sir , You can also use “EKADASHi Scheme ”. You just need to observe fast on Ekadashi and try to invest more Bhakti and be near to our Boss. And once Boss will be with you No one can stop you entering into Golaka Vrindavana.

Person : But Observing Fast on Ekadashi is bit Difficult. Can someone help me in this?

Executive : Oh sure sure. You take the Vow to observe Fast on Ekadashi. Our Boss will help you to keep your Vow for that. Boss (Krishna) will never let you feel down and will himself keep you vow. We take cares about our customers(Devotees). Don’t worry. Take vow. Boss (Krishna) will be with you.

Person : Thanks. and Great. Will talk to Boss now. Will Dial local line to my Heart. Thanks Man.

Executive : No issues sir. Anytime for you. We are always here to serve you. May Boss bless you with a beautiful Home in Goloka Vrindavana.

Then a mild music started.
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