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Old 13-06-2008, 02:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Big Grin7 All Men Are Honest Even If They Lie !!!

In case it is a female reading this, then just realize the value of a man;
In case the reader is a male...........What can one say!!!!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living.


The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked..

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON
DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my *wife *.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor
man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said
yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.



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Old 18-06-2008, 01:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ~~NiTiN~~ View Post
In case it is a female reading this, then just realize the value of a man;
In case the reader is a male...........What can one say!!!!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living.


The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked..

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON
DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my *wife *.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor
man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said
yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.



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Originally Posted by ~~NiTiN~~ View Post
In case it is a female reading this, then just realize the value of a man;
In case the reader is a male...........What can one say!!!!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living.


The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked..

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON
DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my *wife *.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor
man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said
yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.




Good Post Nitin Bau Ji

Ekk dum sachi gall hai

Jidan Harpal Bau ne keha , All Men are Great


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Originally Posted by ~~NiTiN~~ View Post
In case it is a female reading this, then just realize the value of a man;
In case the reader is a male...........What can one say!!!!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living.


The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked..

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON
DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my *wife *.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor
man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said
yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.




Very Honest Student





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thank you very good story
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