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Gall Kuch Es Tarah Hai Mittro Kee Banta te Mai Mono dovain ekko school vich pardaye hundaye see.
Ek Vaar kee hoeya kee school da vadda officer aa gaya school taye usnay keha kee mein kuch bacheyaan da test laina hai.
Layo Ji karlo gall.
Usany Bantaye taye Mai Mono nu chun leya..
Pehlaan aayi vaari Bantaye Dee.. Banta is bery intelligent, paraku, able to pass without maaring NAKAL(cheating)
but Mai Mono bechaari rabb dee maari.. nakal maran naal pass hon waali
Banta Singh Come In,,,Andar Aaaja Mittraa..

Education Officer: Banta singh bharat da pehla pradanmantri kaun see.
Banta Singh: Ji Pandit JawaharLaal Nehru

Doosra Sawal: DIanosaur da origin kado hoeya. Yaani Kee dainasour kado hoond vich aayea.
Banta Singh: Es baaraye hajaye scientist Khoj Kar Rahaye Han.

Teesra Sawal: Bharat Aaazad Kado Hoeya, When did India Get it's independence.
Banta Singh: Ghardaye dassdaye ta hundaye see kee struggle 1935 to chall rahi hai par 1947 vich jaakaye Hoeya.

Bery Good Banta, Ju Are Great. Ju May GO and Sent Mai Mono Inside...

And Now Mai Mono is very scared. She asks Banta what did the Officer asked him and he said nuttin hard.
First thing he asked you the answer is Jawaharlal Nehru,,
second answer Scietists hajaye khoj kar rahaye han taye
teesra jawaab kee ghardaye dassdaye hundaye see kee struggle ta 1935 to chall rahi hai par jaakaye 1947 vich hoeya.

Chalo Ji, Mai Mono gayi andar..

Officer pehla sawaal puchda hai. :Tera Naam Kee Hai.
Mai Mono : Mera Naam Hai Pandit Jawaharlaal Nehru..

Hain!!!!! Officer kehanda ek banda hai ja janaani jo bandeyaan varga naam hai..
Male ya Female


Mai Mono Kehandi : Es baaraye scientist hajaye khoj kar rahaye han. pakka pata nahi lagga

Teesra sawal.
Officer: tera janam kado hoeya

Mai Mono: Ghardaye dasdaye hundaye see kee struggle ta 1935
to chall rahi hai par jaakaye 1947 vich hoeya.










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