Some one-liners and one that is not

[.J@tti.]

- Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
-Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!!
-I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
-Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
-Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
-You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
-True friends stab you in the front
-Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
-Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
-Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
-It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
-Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
-Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
-Why did God create man before woman?He needed a rough draft before he had a final copy

[Administrator]

Originally Posted by J@tti - Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. -I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash -Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. -Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. -It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. -They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak -Why did God create man before woman?He needed a rough draft before he had a final copy

These are realy good Jatti

[.J@tti.]

I know,you shud expect it to be good if its posted by me

[Administrator]

Height of Patriotism: Sitting in Indian style on English Seat

[Niki_Grewal]

Originally Posted by J@tti - -Why did God create man before woman?He needed a rough draft before he had a final copy

this one is the best

[SwEeT_SoNi_KuDi]

lmfao funnyyyyy

[Rahul]

good 1s lolzz