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Old 07-04-2005, 11:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Santa went to a store, collected the grocery that he wanted and reached the counter. The sales girl at the counter started processing his bill. Santa asked " Where is the fat ?" The girl could not understand what he was pointing at. " Excuse me sir, FAT???" she said in absolute bewilderment.

"Yes Fat. Give me the fat" Santa started shouting and arguing with the lady when everyone around them gather at the counter. The manager of the store heard the noise and made his way to the counter to ask, What’s the problem?

Santa replies, Hey Manager! Look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written FAT FREE on that but this lady refuses to give me the FAT and I feel cheated.
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i love this one a lot i mean its funny n the way he is asking for fat is so innocent
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Old 08-04-2005, 09:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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22 JO ... GOD... GOOD 1... KOI JAA KAI USNU FAT DAI DVOOOO
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Ani tu taan nahi puchya si FAT Free layee.....
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o my GOD halle tak FAT nhee labhi usnu.. bala time ho gaya vicharai nu labh doo usnai gher vi taa jana vapis...
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o my GOD halle tak FAT nhee labhi usnu.. bala time ho gaya vicharai nu labh doo usnai gher vi taa jana vapis...
22 una nu taan labba nahi...tu hi lab de...
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...gud 1 ani
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22 una nu taan labba nahi...tu hi lab de...
theek aa veer appan lubh dendai per FAT labhen lye sanu 1 taan tere verga (placid) verga janbaaz detective di log hegi te ik khternaak dog di .. aja fir doggy lai ke labhen chleya FAT nu
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