True LAWs

[jats_do_it]

True LAWs
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.


Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.


Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.


Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.


O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than
the one you are in now.


BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone
rings.


RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.


WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.


ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.


BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest
from the aisle arrive
last.


OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.


HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.

[~Jamuni~]

here's one i heard........

Murphy's law: When you think something can go wrong then it will go wrong.
proof of this. i was getting noodles one day..i ordered vegeterian and everyone else was getting nonveg......so i thot the guy might accidentally make mine nonveg too............the next thing i know.......he started to give me the noodles and realized they were nonveg

[GarryLamba]

2nd OLD POST

[notorious_sharan]

sharan law" time when u thk everythg is on rite track n is prob free suddenly u'll find new tensions n probz cumin ur way to beat da hell outts ya"