Touching n True - women

[jats_do_it]

By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of
working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you
spending so
much
time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She
has to
be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
that
can
hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a
scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with
only
two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way!

And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for
one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals
herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
her so
soft, Lord." She is soft," The Lord agreed, "but I have also made
Her
tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able
to
reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's
cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
that you
were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a Tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow,
her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her
pride." The angel was impressed.

"You are a genius, Lord.. You thought of everything! Woman is
truly
amazing."
And she is!!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they
carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when
they want
to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
cheer
when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their
hearts
break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
when
they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or write to you to show how much
they care
about you.
They bring joy and hope.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital Things to say and everything to give.
However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to
forget
their worth...............

(told to me by a frnd)

[jats_do_it]

These Women
• If you talk ,she wants you to listen
• If you listen , she wants you to talk
• If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
• If you don't ,she accuses you of double-crossing
• If you are well dressed , she says you are a playboy.
• If you aren't ,you are a dull boy
• If you are jealous , she says it is not proper
• If you aren't ,she thinks you do not love her
• If you are a minute late , she complains it's hard to wait
• If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
• If you visit another man , you are not putting in "quality time"
• If she is visited by another woman,"oh it is natural, we are girls"
• If you offer her to help crossing the street ,you lack ethics
• If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's seduction tactics
• If you stare at another woman , she accuses you of flirting
• If she is stared by another man,she says they are just admiring
• If you agree to all her likes,you are a whimp
• If you don't , you are not understanding
• If you praise her,she thinks you are flattering
• If you don't , you are good for nothing


In short ::--

So simple , yet so complex .
So weak , yet so powerful.
So confusing , yet so desirable.
So damming , yet so wonderful............
..................WOMEN!!!!

Forgive Me Ladies

[.J@tti.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[~Jamuni~]

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[sexiest_prince_alive]

Originally Posted by jats_do_it These Women • If you talk ,she wants you to listen • If you listen , she wants you to talk • If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring • If you don't ,she accuses you of double-crossing • If you are well dressed , she says you are a playboy. • If you aren't ,you are a dull boy • If you are jealous , she says it is not proper • If you aren't ,she thinks you do not love her • If you are a minute late , she complains it's hard to wait • If she is late, she says that's a girl's way • If you visit another man , you are not putting in "quality time" • If she is visited by another woman,"oh it is natural, we are girls" • If you offer her to help crossing the street ,you lack ethics • If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's seduction tactics • If you stare at another woman , she accuses you of flirting • If she is stared by another man,she says they are just admiring • If you agree to all her likes,you are a whimp • If you don't , you are not understanding • If you praise her,she thinks you are flattering • If you don't , you are good for nothing In short ::-- So simple , yet so complex . So weak , yet so powerful. So confusing , yet so desirable. So damming , yet so wonderful............ ..................WOMEN!!!! Forgive Me Ladies

bole to ekdam jhakaas

[..::99.9::..]

Two much lenghty post's for me.....i ain't gonna read these post's

but still keep postin

[.J@tti.]

yeah I agree women are complex.. but they appear complex to guys, mainly because guys and girls think really different. They are SO different in the emotional making that they do complete each other but at times it's difficult for them to see where a particular opinion is coming from.. It takes a lot of understanding, patience to have a good healthy relationship.. which I for sure don't have...

[GarryLamba]

lols./.... waise just an angel had posted these psots earlier tooo

[jats_do_it]

To Women everywhere, from the Men who have had enough!
(And by the way: this was not sent to me by a woman.)

-Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

-If you don't dress like the Bollywood girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

-If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us anymore -- we refuse to answer.

-Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it. And don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you're prepared to discuss such subjects as Indian politics or monster trucks.

-Sunday equals sports. It's like the full moon or the tides: there's nothing you can do about it. And shopping isn't a sport, never was a sport and never will be a sport.

-When we're going out, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. Just fine. The first thing you put on. Truly. Now let's get going already!

-You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Most guys own just 3 pairs of shoes. Why do you think we'd be any good at choosing which of your 30 pairs goes well with that dress?

-Crying is blackmail. Blackmail is cheating. Men don't like people who cheat.

-Just come out and ask for what you want. Let's be absolutely clear on this point: Subtle hints don't work, strong hints don't work, really obvious hints don't work. If you're really serious about it, just come right out and ask us. And by the way, the answer is probably "no".

-We don't know what day it is, and never will. Write all birthdays, anniversaries and other special occasions in bright red on the calendar, and make sure we see it.

-Trust me on this, standing up while peeing makes it much harder to aim. We're bound to miss sometimes. It's not the end of the world.

-"Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any question.

-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

-A headache that recurs every night is a problem. See a doctor.

-Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Unless there's fighting in it.

-It is not in your best interest or ours to take that magazine quiz together. It doesn't matter which magazine or which quiz.

-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument and all comments become null and void after 7 days.

-If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant it the other way. Really.

-Ogling is genetic in males. It doesn't mean we love you less. As my old friend Ricky used to say, "It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home." Just be glad we have an appetite, OK?

-You can either tell us to do something or tell us how to do something, but not both.

-Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

-When it itches, it will be scratched. Live with it.

-Know how you feel about handbags? That's how we feel about beer. [img]file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Cgaurav%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmso html1%5C01%5Cclip_image001.gif[/img]

-If we ask what's wrong, and you say "nothing", we'll act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying -- it's just not worth the hassle to dig it out of you. So if you have something to say, just say it!

-Finally, if we've settled an argument, it's settled, OK? Don't start it all over again later. If it's not settled in your mind, don't agree to the settlement the first time.



THATS ALL

( -Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly………. Winston Churchill

)

[!!!BOY!!!]

Beere innian lambian posts..........Bahguru Bahguru.....But still keep posting

[.J@tti.]

OMG.. if guys are so upset with girls.. why do you have nothing to discuss about except girls

[jats_do_it]

Training courses are now available for woman

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

3. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

4. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

5. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

6. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

9. Introduction to Parking

10. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

11. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

12. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

13. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

14. TV Remote: For Man Onl

[Moody_Bachelor]

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