Fun things to do in a Crowded Lift/Elevator

Fun Things to do in a Crowded Lift 1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers. 5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!". 6) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 7) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 8) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 9) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 14) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 15) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 16) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 17) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 18) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 19) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 20) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 21) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 22) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 24) Bring a chair along. 25) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 26) Blow spit bubbles. 27) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 28) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 29) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 30) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 31) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 32) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?" 33) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes 34) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened. 35) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much" 36) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall" 37) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!" 38) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia 39) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one piece (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!" 40) Perform a striptease 41) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!" 42) Let your mobile phone ring - don't anwser it. 43) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it. 44) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days" 45) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my friend?". Burst into tears if they say no. 46) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over" 47) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor" 48) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right 49) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 50) Insist, the lift ride costs $2.50 51) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse" 52) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores" 53) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?" 54) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall. 55) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!" 56) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 57) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 58) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head. 59) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 60) Say "I give up" and empty your pockets onto the floor.

.....it just made me laugh my lungs out...............gud wrk jm

~grin~ Yup I laugh everytime I read them... Just the thought of the look on people's faces.... God here I go again ~LOL~