Lallo Prasad Yadav

[Dhillon]

Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation.

A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon

aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......

"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main

translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

[.J@tti.]

Lallo Parsad Yadav went to US to learn some English.Few days after Rabri devi Called George Bush to know the progress Of Lallo.George bush replied "yeh sala nahin sikh payega "

[Brar_on_Bullet]

After the end of KARGIL war, our INDIAN troups where feeling bored. There were no PAKISTANIS to shoot for.

So our Major Kuldeep Singh suggested one brilliant idea to

his army men. He asked them to keep few hens.

His men liked his suggestion. Now our troops were having a nice time at the Border. There time passed in feeding the hens,playing with them and making various food items from the eggs.


But the PAKISTANIS were watching them and were feeling jealous.

One day one of the Hen crossed the LOC and entered in to the enemy territory.


This was reported to Major Kuldeep Singh.

He went to the LOC and asked the PAKISTANI troops to return them their Hen.

But the PAKISTANI Major Lallu Khan denied.

Major Kuldeep Singh then said Lallu Khan 'Lets have a muqabala'

Lallu Khan ' What Mukabal ..?'

Major Kuldeep Singh ' We will hit each other and who ever will be back on his feet will take the hen.'

Lallu Khan thought that this is the only chance to hit Kuldeep Singh, so he agreed.

Lallu Kahan 'Ok..you hit me first and then I'll hit you'


Major Kuldeep Singh agreed.He used his 'Dhai Kilo Ka Haath' and hit one powerful punch on Lallu Khan's belly.

The hit was so powerful that it took one hour for Lallu Khan to get on his feet.

Lallu Khan ' Now its my turn to hit you '


Mj. Kuldeep Singh 'No thanks .. now you can take the hen, we have many '

[Brar_on_Bullet]

Lalloo goes to a cigarette shop and asked “Bhai ek Will dena”.
Guy selling the cigarettes told Lalloo “Hey Mr. There is nothing by the name of Will, it is Wills”
But Lalloo insisted for Will. So the person told him angrily “Unless you say it correctly as Wills I won't sell it to you”
Lalloo went mad and said "Hum sahi bol rahen hai, Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet nahin maang rahen hain".

After long tiring travel Lalloo reaches NY and decides to have some liquor to get relieved from Jet Lag.
Lalloo goes to a bar in NY. Person on Lalloo's left tells bartender “Johniee Walker, Single”. Lalloo hears it.
Person on Lalloo's right tells bartender “Jack Daniels, Single”. Lalloo hears it.
Bartender turns to Lalloo and ask him “And you, Sir”
Lalloo says “Lalloo P., Married”.

[Xx-Gangsta_Jatti-xX]

lolz....................