Who Wants To Be a Crorepati ?

**~~§å§§ï~~** · 23-02-2005, 07:13 PM

Jassi tries his luck in kaun Banega Crorepati.

Amitabh: Ek hazaar rupayee ke liye, aap ka pehla sawaal. What does " C" stand for , in the term of LIC ? Aap ke liye option:
A) Company B) Corporation C) Colony D) Cell.
Jassi : Corporation !
Amitabh: Sure ?
Jassi: yes!
Amitabh: Confident!
Jassi : bilkul
Amitabh: Lock kar diya jaaye !
Jassi: haan ji !
Amitabh : computer ji please lock option B- Corporation.
Amitabh : Sahi jawaab, aap ek hazaar jeet gaye!
Amitabh : Aap nein itne mushkil sawaal ka jawaab diya....ab main aap se ek simple sawaal karoonga.....
Amitabh : Aap ke pita ji ka naam kya hai ?
Jassi : ( sits silently)
Amitabh : ( After a long pause ) What is your father's name?
Jassi : ( again sits silently , without uttering a word)
Amitabh : Aap chahe toh aapki life lines istemaal kar sakte hain.
Jassi : ( still sits silently, says nothing )
Amitabh : Kya ab aap backout karna chahte hain ?
Jassi : Oye nahi Amit ji ! Aap nein abhi tak mujhe 4 options diye hee nahi !

Amitabh Bachchan is questioning Chunnu on Kaun Banega Carorepati.

Amitabh : " Meri company ka naam kya hai ?"
Options : A - Infosys, B- Wipro, C- Abcl, D- Hindustan Lever
Chunnu : "ABCL"
Amitabh : Sure ?
Chunnu : Yes
Amitabh : Confident ?
Chunnu : Yes confident.
Amitabh : " Computer ji ' ABCL ' ko taala laga do."
Computer : " Oye Lambu ABCL ko toh 2 saal se taala laga hua hai!"

And our favourite Santa singh also went there to try his luck....

Amitabh : Santa ji, 5 sawaal ka jawaab dijiye aur 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawaab par 1 crore ! aap ke paas teen life lines hain.Ek hazaar rupaye ke liye aap ka pehla sawaal ;
Amitabh : Who is India's Prime Minister?
A- Vajpayee B- Advani C- Zail Singh D- Amrish Puri ?
Santa : Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure ?
Santa : Yes, sure.
Amitabh : Confident ?
Santa : yes.
Amitabh : Absolutely sure ?
Santa : yes Amit Ji .
Amitabh : Lock kar dein ?
Santa : yes.
Amitabh ; Sahee jawaab ! Aap ek hazaar rupaye jeet gaye hain !
Santa : Oye ! Ullu mat banaa ! Paanch jawaab diye hain poore dus hazaar nikaal....

**Placid** · 23-02-2005, 08:52 PM

well sassi..

either Lock santa or Amitabh........

dono hi eko jihe hai.......

**GarryLamba** · 24-02-2005, 12:25 AM

Gud One Sassi

**Niki_Grewal** · 24-02-2005, 12:26 AM

lols, sassi tusi ohna nu live dekh ke aaye lagde ho

**Hazel** · 24-02-2005, 12:40 AM

lolz

**chd_wutt** · 24-02-2005, 05:39 AM

.... that wuz a gud 1 sassi

23-02-2005, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~§å§§ï~~ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: LC Pind Posts: 1,583 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 175	Who Wants To Be a Crorepati ? Jassi tries his luck in kaun Banega Crorepati. Amitabh: Ek hazaar rupayee ke liye, aap ka pehla sawaal. What does " C" stand for , in the term of LIC ? Aap ke liye option: A) Company B) Corporation C) Colony D) Cell. Jassi : Corporation ! Amitabh: Sure ? Jassi: yes! Amitabh: Confident! Jassi : bilkul Amitabh: Lock kar diya jaaye ! Jassi: haan ji ! Amitabh : computer ji please lock option B- Corporation. Amitabh : Sahi jawaab, aap ek hazaar jeet gaye! Amitabh : Aap nein itne mushkil sawaal ka jawaab diya....ab main aap se ek simple sawaal karoonga..... Amitabh : Aap ke pita ji ka naam kya hai ? Jassi : ( sits silently) Amitabh : ( After a long pause ) What is your father's name? Jassi : ( again sits silently , without uttering a word) Amitabh : Aap chahe toh aapki life lines istemaal kar sakte hain. Jassi : ( still sits silently, says nothing ) Amitabh : Kya ab aap backout karna chahte hain ? Jassi : Oye nahi Amit ji ! Aap nein abhi tak mujhe 4 options diye hee nahi ! Amitabh Bachchan is questioning Chunnu on Kaun Banega Carorepati. Amitabh : " Meri company ka naam kya hai ?" Options : A - Infosys, B- Wipro, C- Abcl, D- Hindustan Lever Chunnu : "ABCL" Amitabh : Sure ? Chunnu : Yes Amitabh : Confident ? Chunnu : Yes confident. Amitabh : " Computer ji ' ABCL ' ko taala laga do." Computer : " Oye Lambu ABCL ko toh 2 saal se taala laga hua hai!" And our favourite Santa singh also went there to try his luck.... Amitabh : Santa ji, 5 sawaal ka jawaab dijiye aur 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawaab par 1 crore ! aap ke paas teen life lines hain.Ek hazaar rupaye ke liye aap ka pehla sawaal ; Amitabh : Who is India's Prime Minister? A- Vajpayee B- Advani C- Zail Singh D- Amrish Puri ? Santa : Vajpayee. Amitabh: Sure ? Santa : Yes, sure. Amitabh : Confident ? Santa : yes. Amitabh : Absolutely sure ? Santa : yes Amit Ji . Amitabh : Lock kar dein ? Santa : yes. Amitabh ; Sahee jawaab ! Aap ek hazaar rupaye jeet gaye hain ! Santa : Oye ! Ullu mat banaa ! Paanch jawaab diye hain poore dus hazaar nikaal....

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Placid Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Panchkula/Hoshiarpur Age: 29 Posts: 1,616 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 176	Re: Who Wants To Be a Crorepati ? well sassi.. either Lock santa or Amitabh........ dono hi eko jihe hai.......

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