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Santa Singh At KBC

This is a discussion on Santa Singh At KBC within the Santa - Banta Jokes Series forums, part of the Chit-Chat category; Amitabh : Ap ka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha ap k samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. ...


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Old 20-01-2007, 08:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Amitabh : Ap ka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha ap k samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan??


ON Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff .

Amitabh : Ap ka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
for A)

But Santa is still confused.

Amitabh : Ap k pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a friend.

Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?

Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..


Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.

C. Moh. Azharuddin.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made
this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.

Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : "Mein Jiya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...."

Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

And the call is now connected to Jiya bachan and listen ......

Santa asked the question to Jiya.

Santa : " Jiya ji , Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan ?

Jiya Bachan: Give me the options!!!!!!
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Old 23-10-2007, 06:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Santa Singh At KBC

lol, very nice.
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