Laws.

**pps309** · 15-02-2005, 05:53 PM

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

BREDA RULE

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

WEN'S LAW

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

**..::99.9::..** · 15-02-2005, 06:00 PM

Who r all these ppls????

**jatt_sandhu** · 15-02-2005, 08:32 PM

oh yarr physics ,chem deh law tah hun takh yaad nahi hoye tuh eh kitho lab leahen

Sandhu's LAW:
kaho peoo ash kro mitro,kurian de piche jaeeo nah

**.J@tti.** · 15-02-2005, 11:13 PM

lols.. funny and true

**Niki_Grewal** · 16-02-2005, 02:28 AM

too good,,,,really happens sometimes...

**Xx-Gangsta_Jatti-xX** · 16-02-2005, 03:23 AM

............... 2 gud pps ........ bell's law

**Placid** · 16-02-2005, 09:52 PM

good one..........First & Last one is very true....

**pps309** · 17-02-2005, 11:01 AM

Someone forwarded me these laws, they were funny nd true so I put them here.

Jatt_sandhu: yours law is really gud..........I hope most of happy guys follow this law.

**!!!BOY!!!** · 17-02-2005, 01:45 PM

PPS toon te tere threads....... ..........

**just_an_angel** · 17-02-2005, 08:00 PM

gud one. ..........PPS de thread ton hi pta chal jaanda ke ki likheya hona vich

**GarryLamba** · 18-02-2005, 01:59 AM

lol so true @ Angel....

anways gud one bro

Keep It Up

**Rahul** · 20-02-2005, 03:50 AM

lolz yeah good 1s

Rahul

**pecsweetguy** · 22-02-2005, 07:15 PM

thumb rule is that i am the best..............

**pecsweetguy** · 22-02-2005, 07:19 PM

also my friends and girlfriend and my relatives are best

what is this this site is chocked we cant post fast heheheheh i wana this procedure to be faster..........

15-02-2005, 05:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
pps309 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Bangalore Age: 27 Posts: 4,609 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Rep Power: 245	Laws. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. BELL'S THEOREM When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. BREDA RULE At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. WEN'S LAW As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

15-02-2005, 06:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
..::99.9::.. Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: On Bullet!!! Age: 24 Posts: 1,942 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 185	Re: Laws. Who r all these ppls????

15-02-2005, 08:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
jatt_sandhu Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ur heart Age: 23 Posts: 55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 141	Re: Laws. oh yarr physics ,chem deh law tah hun takh yaad nahi hoye tuh eh kitho lab leahen Sandhu's LAW: kaho peoo ash kro mitro,kurian de piche jaeeo nah

15-02-2005, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
.J@tti. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: LC/BC Age: 24 Posts: 4,939 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 248	Re: Laws. lols.. funny and true

16-02-2005, 02:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Niki_Grewal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,845 Thanks: 8 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 236	Re: Laws. too good,,,,really happens sometimes...

16-02-2005, 03:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Xx-Gangsta_Jatti-xX Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 8,258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 318	Re: Laws. ............... 2 gud pps ........ bell's law

16-02-2005, 09:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Placid Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Panchkula/Hoshiarpur Age: 29 Posts: 1,616 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 176	Re: Laws. good one..........First & Last one is very true....

17-02-2005, 11:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
pps309 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Bangalore Age: 27 Posts: 4,609 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Rep Power: 245	Re: Laws. Someone forwarded me these laws, they were funny nd true so I put them here. Jatt_sandhu: yours law is really gud..........I hope most of happy guys follow this law.

17-02-2005, 01:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
!!!BOY!!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ~~Hate Town~~ Posts: 1,777 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Rep Power: 183	Re: Laws. *PPS toon te tere threads....... ..........*

17-02-2005, 08:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
just_an_angel Senior Member Candy Tetris Champion! Tetris Champion! Space Invaders Champion! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: jalandhar Age: 26 Posts: 1,213 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 172	Re: Laws. gud one. ..........PPS de thread ton hi pta chal jaanda ke ki likheya hona vich

18-02-2005, 01:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
GarryLamba Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 23 Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 196	Re: Laws. lol so true @ Angel.... anways gud one bro Keep It Up

20-02-2005, 03:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
Rahul Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Mars Age: 23 Posts: 1,262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 175	Re: Laws. lolz yeah good 1s Rahul

22-02-2005, 07:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
pecsweetguy Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: chandigarh Age: 23 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 0	Re: Laws. thumb rule is that i am the best..............

22-02-2005, 07:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
pecsweetguy Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: chandigarh Age: 23 Posts: 19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 0	Re: Laws. also my friends and girlfriend and my relatives are best what is this this site is chocked we cant post fast heheheheh i wana this procedure to be faster..........

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