TIME 4 SOME MALE BASHING

[Chorni]

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever .

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

[Magnet]

sun raha hoon mai.......bade dhyaan se. yakeen nahi hota. sachi.

yakeen nahi hota ladkiyan aisi jabardast nakal kar sakti hai.

Yaar ye to girls pe likha gaya tha originally...kya nakal maari hai.

Chorni darling, ab kya hoga tharaaa..........

[Jagtinder]

Oye Balle ni Punjab diye sher Bachiye....

There is a beautiful woman walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Suddenly a man stops and ask her where she won that. The pig replied I won her at the fair....


Two men were in a pub. One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"
The other man said, "No! Is it true?"
"Yes, " said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly.....


There is mathmatical proof that girls are evil. Allow me to explain.

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls=Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is money"

Time=Money

Therefore:

Girls=Money x Money= Money^2

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money=Evil

Therefore:

Girls=(Evil)^2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls=Evil.......................Just joking Chorni G.

[Jaspreet Kaur]

Ikko kamm wadhiya kitta chorni tu enne dina de baad
Saare mundeyaan waare ikk ikk gall bilkul sahi likkhi hai
naale saari information ikko jagah
Enna nu agg te laggni he see naale men naal argue karan da koi fayada nahi
Girl power jindabaad

[Trishy]

Originally Posted by chorni Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever . Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .. Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract.

Acha kiya tumne jagtinder ki joke he tha, warna toh tumhara bahoot bura haal ho jata

1. Ladke nikamme hote hain
2. Ladke pagal hote hain
3. Ladko mein koi emotion nahi hoti
4. Ladke ladkiyon ki life se khelte hain
5. Ladke koi cheez ya insaan ki sambhal nahi kar sakte
6. Ladke vada tod dete hain
7. Ladke kuch kaam tareeke se nahi karte
8. Ladko ke pas dimag nahi hota
9. Ladko ko baat karne ki akal nahi hoti
10. Ladko ko faltoo mein gussa aata hai aur vo apni burayi bilkul nahi sun sakte

[Chorni]

Well said jsso n trishy .....hey guys plz stop feeling jealous of we gurlz......its a universal truth that u all guys r dumbheads, so no point of any arguements......

[Rowdy Roddy Piper]

I agree with all points.. this is why i never befriend boys.
BUT remember .. Exception is always there Umm thats me LOL

[Chorni]

Originally Posted by Rowdy Roddy Piper I agree with all points.. this is why i never befriend boys. BUT remember .. Exception is always there Umm thats me LOL

hey hey loafer....aeni wadi galatfehmi....aaha jaildarni kithe aa, ohnu kaho tuhadi galatfehmi changi tarah door karegi......

[Rowdy Roddy Piper]

I agree with your points and still you scold me .. There is no way to please girls.. u big dumbos LOL

[Jagtinder]

Hum aah bhi karte hai to ho jaate hai badnaam,
woh qatal bhi karte hai to charcha nahi hota....

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