Relationship Maths !!!

**Jagtinder** · 24-12-2006, 12:45 PM

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS :

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMATIC :

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH :

A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs.

A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS :

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS :

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE :

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE :

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

**SantaClauz** · 24-12-2006, 12:52 PM

bahut wadiya hai
A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs.

A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn't need

**Jagtinder** · 25-12-2006, 09:19 AM

Thanx love...

**Trishy** · 25-12-2006, 10:42 AM

Yeh sab jhooth hai, galat hai bakwaas hai

Hum iske khilaaf bagawat karenge

**Jagtinder** · 25-12-2006, 03:21 PM

Come on Trishy ....Be sport

**Trader** · 19-05-2007, 11:07 PM

kitho labya yaar ek dum vadia hai

**smartndecent** · 02-10-2007, 07:32 PM

nice one great post..............

**HeerSaletti** · 02-10-2007, 10:56 PM

nice posting mr.jagtinder
thanks for sharing

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Jagtinder Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chandigarh Posts: 1,618 Thanks: 203 Thanked 361 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 112	Relationship Maths !!! ROMANCE MATHEMATICS : Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMATIC : Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH : A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs. A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS : A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS : To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE : A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE : A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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SantaClauz Senior Member Japanese Baseball Champion! Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 6,168 Thanks: 106 Thanked 61 Times in 49 Posts Rep Power: 241	Re: Relationship Maths !!! bahut wadiya hai A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs. A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn't need

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Jagtinder Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chandigarh Posts: 1,618 Thanks: 203 Thanked 361 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 112	Re: Relationship Maths !!! Thanx love...

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Jagtinder Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chandigarh Posts: 1,618 Thanks: 203 Thanked 361 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 112	Re: Relationship Maths !!! Come on Trishy ....Be sport

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