Originally Posted by J@tti

- Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
-I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
-Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
-It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
-Why did God create man before woman?He needed a rough draft before he had a final copy