17-04-2005, 12:24 PM
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| |  Santa research on Coakroaches!!!!!!!!
Santa Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his PhD.
Santa was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a cockroach.
Santa placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its leg. Then he said "WALK". The cockroach moves forward.
Then Santa cut its second leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach manages to move forward.
Then Santa cut its third leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg.
Finally Santa cut its fourth leg and said "WALK". The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table. He repeats the same with over 1000 cockroaches.
He finds that the results in all his experiments match.
Santa is jubiliant, "NOW" says Santa "MY THESIS IS READY"and proceeds
to write it.
"WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF
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