| :- The Great Santa Singh -: The Great Santa Singh
Santa Singh was in Delhi. He was walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asked him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa said "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder", the man replied. The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day Santa wass again walking along the same street and the same man asked him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." Santa Singh gave him the thousand and said "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."  | | |