09-03-2008, 11:15 AM
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| | Re: Unavoidable laws of the natural universe..........its real
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Originally Posted by HeerSaletti  Unavoidable laws of the natural universe...
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
.Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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these were some of my quotes from wat she had it's coz wen ppl started thinking about a particular detail u'll try n gather more explanation of why n how n where did dis thing happen ..n da result will be the same wat she has over there..believe wat she said is true n i m just trying to figure out the reasons y dese thiings happen...
might be wrong at many points but well atleast i tried 
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