19-11-2004, 10:07 PM
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Password
A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a
password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary
to setup the password for him.
The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting
to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said,
"Penis."
Blushed, the secretary inputted the password Penis, and re-typed
it again. Then she hit enter.
The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters
as a reaction from the computer's screen:
"Password rejected. Reason: Too short"
Do Anything To Pass Exam
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances
down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, "I would do
anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would
do...anything!!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Yes,... Anything!" His voice
turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
Fair Competition
A store owner was dismayed when a brand new business much like
his own opened up on his left and erected a huge sign which read
BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right,
and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading
LOWEST PRICES.
Panic ensued until he an idea. He put the biggest sign of all
over his own shop. It read . . . MAIN ENTRANCE | | |
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